Flotsam & Jetsam

My name is Lauren. I'm a mermaid. Deal with it.
Dominant

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teofila:

thatdamnginger:

lonelycitadel:

You’ll have to turn the volume up pretty loud.

I’m sorry.

For making this.

Never not reblog myself.

When I say turn up the volume, I mean ALL THE WAY.

YOU ARE SO CUTE. and the art is great too :))))

Baby, sweet baby.

My only criticism is that your surrealist piece needs a 

RHINOCEROS. 

princezuko:

welcome to the lok fandom

(via makorragasm)

steverogerssexual:

qchord:

Loki nd th0r wer falling off a bridge wen ther dad catched dem

loki sed “daddyz will U luv me 4evr”

odin sed “NO LOKI…”“

loki cryed nd fell in2 space

he was gon.

odin whispered in2 space

“i ment to sey i wud luv u TH0R-evr…”

(dat ment odin is a jerk)

~**~*REBLOAG IF U CRY EVRY TIME**~*~~

(via medicatedmaniac)

thedailywhat:

Lights Out: The serial infomercial-improvers at Jaboody Dubs present their take on ridiculous as-seen-on-TV bag-fastening apparatus “the Ba’Noodle.”

Who knew it was so useful for hiding bodies? Put me down for a dozen!

(Sorta not safe for work, check this sh*t out.)

[biotv]

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yepperoni:

do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen 

(via homie-g-willikers)

waiting-for-the-tardis:

remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason

(via astroize)

lokiisasexybeast:

FLY TO ME MY SWEET TOM!!

lokiisasexybeast:

FLY TO ME MY SWEET TOM!!

(via homie-g-willikers)

hairypitsclub:

I stopped shaving about 4 months ago and I’m never going back!

You guys! I made it onto hairy pits club!
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I’m honored. 

hairypitsclub:

I stopped shaving about 4 months ago and I’m never going back!

You guys! I made it onto hairy pits club!

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I’m honored. 

fictitious-fication asked: Hi Lauren. I really liked your cute pits. Thanks for submitting. Hope you take care! n__n

Wow, thank you for taking the time to send me this ask. It’s greatly appreciated. You take care as well. C:

madencanada asked: I loved your hairypits submission. So gorgeous! You make a lovely mermaid, btw. =)

Thank you so much! Mermaids take great pride in their pits. :)